20 seconds of my life I'll never get back--
BREEN: Where are my pills? I can't find my pills!
*spouse brings them*
BREEN: Thank you!
*looks at bottle*
BREEN: I don't need these anymore. I'm not going to take them.
#fatefulfindings
Twenty minutes into #Fatefulfindings, Neil Breen butt shots: 2.
Laptops hitting the floor: 2.
Watching #FatefulFindings for tomorrow night's @FilmFrown. The most convincing actor so far is this doctor's toupée which isn't saying much.
The fear of artificial intelligence taking over the world like the Terminator films is a careful misdirection from the patriarchy. In truth, they don't want their forthcoming sex androids to have minds of their own.
BREAKING: New study shows the world obesity problem has nothing to do with diet. People are gaining weight to have more skin to fill with tattoos.
