Lost Transformers episode: Corebus was a robot that changed into a bus. Thus, all the autobots hated him because even people who *are* vehicles themselves despise public transit despite the good it does.

DRUG DEALER: Here's a free taste.
USER: OMG I want more of this!
DEALER: That will cost you.

DEVELOPER: Our API allows you to connect to us in interesting ways.
USER: So useful!
DEV: We trimmed the API to force users to our site/app for ad revenue.

This movie is 76% Neil Breen on the phone, 10% Breen throwing things, 14% other characters on the phone. #fatefulfindings

40 minutes into #FatefulFindings another Breen butt and 2 more laptops hit the floor.

No bras were harmed or used in the making of this film. #fatefulfindings

20 seconds of my life I'll never get back--
BREEN: Where are my pills? I can't find my pills!
*spouse brings them*
BREEN: Thank you!
*looks at bottle*
BREEN: I don't need these anymore. I'm not going to take them.
#fatefulfindings

Twenty minutes into #Fatefulfindings, Neil Breen butt shots: 2.
Laptops hitting the floor: 2.

Watching #FatefulFindings for tomorrow night's @FilmFrown. The most convincing actor so far is this doctor's toupée which isn't saying much.

The fear of artificial intelligence taking over the world like the Terminator films is a careful misdirection from the patriarchy. In truth, they don't want their forthcoming sex androids to have minds of their own.

BREAKING: New study shows the world obesity problem has nothing to do with diet. People are gaining weight to have more skin to fill with tattoos.